Flatter than Flat Dike Road Ramble / RLs Devin Bowen & Jan Verrinder / 330PM / WOODLAND - Events

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Flatter than Flat Dike Road Ramble / RLs Devin Bowen & Jan Verrinder / 330PM / WOODLAND

Length:	15 / 20	Pace:	14 mph	Terrain:		Extremely Minor	Elevation:	100 feet (Sorry)
Ride Type:	Groupie	Cancellation Guidelines:			Armageddon / Great Flood / Wind > 75 mph
Details:	Flatter Than Flat Dike Road Ramble - we'll choose 15 or 20 miles at ride time (we'll go 15 unless all want 20) Nothing but flats. Rain DOES NOT cancel. Somewhat Social Pace (14 MPH) but Extremely Social Ride Leader. Hate hills? Excellent - there are no hills. Hate cars? Hmmm - very few cars out there. No whining about wind. Ride the FLATTEST and most CAR-FREE ride on the calendar! We're not FAST (yet), but we are FLAT (always). We won't look anything like that photo above. Hardly anyone is going to show up and spray like that requires speed! I'm open to a FAST and FLAT group with some planning and leaders. Contact me if this is of interest. Don't just show up expecting FAST or you might get a INDIVIDUAL TIME TRIAL :).
Notes:	Park in the Portco Packaging (211 Fifth Street, Woodland, WA 98674) parking lot (NORTH END ONLY PLEASE!). Please arrive 10 minutes early to be ready to ride at 3:30 SHARP (we won't wait). Riders are expected to have read the Safe Riding Policy be familiar with the Ride Style Definitions and be willing to ride Only Flats. Please direct criticisms and snarky comments to the politician of your choice. Helmets are helpful (required). Lights are bright (usually). RoadIDs are cool. Mobile phones are unnecessary to mention because even your grandma has one. Make sure your bike has both wheels (it's a long walk back). Riders must be unable to maintain 22 mph on hills. Please talk to the ride leader. He (like the ride pace) is SOCIAL. Remember - we will avoid hills at all cost. Ride elevation is 14 ft as we have discovered that there are 3 speed bumps on this ride. We have petitioned the city to remove them so that elevation is back under 10 ft and ask for your patience and understanding until that happens. Ride FLAT and pet the CAT! What does that even mean?!?